mcrshavedmywife:

a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens

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dysenterygay:

sometimes im reading a fanfic and i get halfway through, stop reading and think to myself is this really what i want to do with my teen years the years that supposedly will be the best years of my life is this really what i want to do all summer and then i realise yes

yes it is

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  • friend: there's nothing worse than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • friend:
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

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  • me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
  • me: is that cake

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